- my parents: I have such a attractive son
- my grandparents: so how many girlfriends have you gone through this week?
- people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU LISTENED TO ALL TIME LOW AND THEN YOU DOWNLOADED THEIR ALBUMS AND LEARNED THEIR NAMES AND FOLLOWED THEM ON TWITTER AND WATCHED THE BUZZNET VIDEOS AND FELL IN LOVE WITH THEM AND SAW THEM LIVE AND WATCHED THEM GROW UP AND OK
